Oh my lord that entire field is on fire! So ...

For what I call 'Melancholy Monday' I will be talking about those stupid fuckers that think setting fire to stuff is cool. Mainly chavs.


Now anyone outside of England won't have to deal with the disgusting, drug taking, Burberry wearing, tracksuit bottomed, moronic space wasters England has dubbed chavs. But as you can tell, I don't like them.


Chavs in my town have grown quite fond of turning local fields, trees, buildings and rubbish bins into braziers and wiser men. For some strange and retarded reason they find this fantastic and a brilliant way to pass the time. I am all for sitting around a camp fire all night and staring at the pretty flames while my eyes slowly cook. But there is a difference between a camp fire and a whole field that is ablaze.


What get's into someone's that they think it would be cool to scorch a large segment of the land with fiery stupidity? Does burning dry grass give some sort of dizzying high that I am not aware of? Does it get them off? I know I've seen two sexy people get busy while a city burns in movies but that's fiction and fucking dangerous!


I don't understand this fascination with vandalism in general. Why do people think it is cool to brake things? It can't be that entertaining. Were their parents just wackos that raised their children to be as stupid as them? Who knows?


There must be something wrong with people that love to brake and burn things. Just go home and play some COD4 if you need your retarded violence fix of the day. You don't need to run the risk of getting arrested and going to jail for a quick buzz. Why burn something when you can virtually blow up a city and call someone a noob?


- Matt
I don't hate life.
I just hate life that is stupid.