Saturday, 20 March 2010

So you act like a five year old. But you don't like the snow?

I am one of the many people out there in the world that just loves snow. You can make snowballs/men/houses/chairs/boulders and have a boat load of fun doing so. Every day school has been closed for intense snow, well I'm instantly out there with my boots. gloves, hat and scarf ready to have some fun.


But something has changed among my generation. People my age don't seem to like snow. Which I do not understand. Snow is something we only used to get back when we were 5 years old and a little above and now it's rarely even seen. So why on earth when ever snow hits the floor, does every teenager log onto face book and say?
"Fucking snow it's shit why doesn't it piss off and not ruin my day?"
I mean what the hell happened to the inner child? How can people not like snow? You don't have to play in it but why not go out for a walk in it? The world looks so much nicer when it is covered in a white veil of snow. There is nothing nicer than taking out a friend or girl/boyfriend for a walk in the snow. You have a nice chat and listen to crunch the snow makes under your feet.


Now I'm not going to just complain about people not liking snow. No this is more about people loosing their inner child. Which is weird for the teenagers I know because they all more often than not act like 5 year olds.
Well that's a little harsh ...
No most teenagers these days seem to have this strange way about them. They think everything they do is as important as what an adult does. What they talk about is as serious as inflation and  what they think of on an issue has as much power in it as the will of Gandhi. What happened to the stage in between child hood and adult hood? Being a mix of neurotic behaviour over how you look and extreme awe as you notice the attractive member of the opposite sex for the first time?


Is this a choice kids are making.
"Okay, I am going to grow up and be a man/woman now!" Coming from a 13 year old?
Did I miss the memo when all teenagers were enlisted to drop their balls early or grow their mammary glandes before they should? Was I ill that day?


I find it scary that teenagers are on overdrive to grow up. I mean heck I want to get out of this horrible stage of growing up and go to college. But some teens are taking it way to far!


So here is my message to all you teens out there that think you should already be holding a briefcase and smoking cigars. 


"Read the hungry caterpillar again. By a buzz lightyear action figure and hang it from your ceiling!"


- Matt
I don't hate life.
I just hate life that grows up too fast.

1 comment:

  1. I would probably dislike snow if it meant I spent more time on the bus travelling to school and back than actually at school.

    I mostly only like it because it gives that small, small chnac I will not have to go to school, or will go in late.

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