When did I say I watch cartoon pornography?

Okay okay so every now and then something I love a great deal -anime- will come up in conversation. I will instantly confess the fact that I love the stuff. Suddenly people are looking at me like I told them I love to chew on my pet's tail.


"You watch cartoon pornos?" They will ask in a disgusted fashion.
"What? No!" I will reply. "I watch anime!"
"Yeah that's cartoon porn?"
...
No it isn't


Now is it just me, or is everyone who doesn't know what anime actually is, is a moron? No matter how many times I tell them that anime is not cartoon pornography. There is always someone that still has the wrong idea.


I mean, people my age have watched the old -back when it was good- pokemon cartoons. Some of them loved Dragon Ball Z and most thought that some of the characters were cute. Now when did everyone suddenly drop theri brains and start stomping on them? Does no one actually know the name of what they are watching these days? I will kindly explain to them.


"Did you watch pokemon?"
"Yeah."
"You watched Dragon Ball Z?"
"Sometimes."
"That's anime you retarded fuck monkey!"


I think from now on, at the beginning of every anime programme in the UK it should start in big bold letters.


'This is anime you are watching! This is the name for the style of drawing used!'


So that no one has to explain to the thick idiots out there that anime is not cartoon porn and is probably the best thing that came to cartoons since Tom and Jerry.


- Matt
I don't hate life.
I just hate life that is stupid.